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In today's NY Times, there is a piece about 'Worst Country Song Titles'. It refers to following web site :

http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country.htm

Some I found hilarious are :

All My Exes Live In Texas

Hold On To Your Men..Cause she's Single Again

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure

Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone

There's A Tear In My Beer

... and that website's favorite (mine too) :

Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye
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Gospel fave: "I wanna be a Jesus cowboy in the Holy Ghost corral."

"I've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back in my bed, dear, cryin' over you."

"I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk."

"The bridge washed out. and I can't swim, and my baby's on the other side."

"I got the hungries for your love an' I'm waitin' in your welfare line."

And the unforgettable:

My D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Becomes final today.
Me and little J-O-E
Are gonna be goin' away.
I love you but this life has been
Pure H-E-double-L for me.
Why can't we try and stop
This D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
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