Now something completely different

In today's NY Times, there is a piece about 'Worst Country Song Titles'. It refers to following web site :

http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country.htm

Some I found hilarious are :

All My Exes Live In Texas

Hold On To Your Men..Cause she's Single Again

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure

Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone

There's A Tear In My Beer

... and that website's favorite (mine too) :

Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye