How about " Lovin' You Lately Has Been Like Kissin' My Sister".
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Elgordo, that was by Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys...by the way, he writes some twisted books and is one of my favorite authors.....
Osama-Yo'Mama - Ray Stevens is coming out this month :)
George Strait recorded All my Ex'es and he has some of the best in my opinion
Everytime You Throw Dirt On Her (You Lose A Little Ground)
He has another, I can't remember the title, but it's about a man - just divorced with nothing left but a small table, a flintstone jelly glass with Fred on it and a bottle of booze in the shape of Elvis Presley - The line goes something like "I pulled the head off of Elvis and filled Fred to his pelvis - YaBaDaBaDooooo ............."
Gospel fave: "I wanna be a Jesus cowboy in the Holy Ghost corral."
"I've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back in my bed, dear, cryin' over you."
"I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk."
"The bridge washed out. and I can't swim, and my baby's on the other side."
"I got the hungries for your love an' I'm waitin' in your welfare line."
And the unforgettable:
Becomes final today.
Me and little J-O-E
Are gonna be goin' away.
I love you but this life has been
Pure H-E-double-L for me.
Why can't we try and stop