Name your lame duck artist........


What artist do you put above all others in terms of lack of talent but somehow has achieved success?

For me Madonna has to be the queen of mediocrity (mediocre being a compliment in this case) - can't sing or act and what's with the fake english accent after living there a whole two years.
And don't get me going with all these new female jazz "singers" with that vomit inducing vibratoless whisper that seems to have become mandatory in that genre today......Jones clones.
thomastrouble

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I am astounded at the quack quack suggestions of some of the the treads.
I have one; any American band that professes to be 'punk'.
Can all the million's of music loving people who have purchased albums/cd's of all the lame duck's being touted on here, all be tone deaf?
All jazz artists that aimlessly meander through zillions of musical notes that does not have a melody line that can be followed by the listener.
Phil Collins as a solo artist, must take the biscuit and is ahead of Duchess Madge as the numero uno fairground duck.
Lets not forget the rest of the clan;

Huey, Dewey, Louie
Dumbella Duck
Scrooge McDuck
Gladstone Gander
Gus Goose
Grandma Duck
Quackmore Duck
Hortense Duck
Grandpa Duck
Ludwig Von Drake
Cor blimey Thomas my old china, Beyonce might leave her man for you, especially if you talk the plummy Queen's English, after all did she not fancy Austin Powers?. Americans love an English accent.
Thomas- my dog can get into the British Isles without the 6 month wait.
Actually, according to immigration the US does not consider N.I to be part of the British Isles.