My system has a narraw sounstage, lacks dynamics.


Hello everyone! My system is lacking that wide soundstage and high and low frequency extension. The voices and instruments sound unnatural. I'm wondering if I spray some sonic tonic on my doors, windows and refrigerator, if that will improve my systems shortcomings. Also, the lamp cord in my guest bedroom is untreated.
b_limo
Unless you start with a fresh rewire of your entire house with hopital grade outlets, wire and panels, your probably just wasting your time.
Many have sworn that drinking sonic tonic to be more effective. ;)
Also, spray a small amount on the back of each ear, but allow to dry before listening.
Make sure both ears get an equal amount, or L/R balance will be affected.
The lamp cord is the obvious problem. Leave it plugged in but disconnect it from the lamp base. Lick the copper ends at the same time. You'll be shocked at the difference! 8^)
Leave it plugged in but disconnect it from the lamp base. Lick the copper ends at the same time. You'll be shocked at the difference!
NO! NO! NO!- when your clever clock says it's 6:66, it's time to spray the sonic tonic on the flying saucers on your windows, so that Geoff can telepathically upgrade your system!!!!

Stardate 56784.03- After a long and frustrating search, we have found no intelligent life on Planet Machina Dynamica. And my feet are killing me. Those dumb little f@#$ing pebbles keep getting in my shoes and the bulls@#t is waist deep. Beam me up, Scotty.
Lol... We are all very bad people :-)
@B limo- Do you mean bad, or do you mean BADDDD? Besides, it's all in good fun, and Geoff is laughing all the way to the bank!!!
Find another hobby:)
Sarcastic comedian?
Easy, B fella.
Hey, that could be my stage name! Fella B :-)
Ah, I love it!
All of my jokes would be audio related and none of them would be funny, just like in real life!
That's B...Fella.
Lol... Okay, B fella
B Fella, don't forget to remind the audience to tip their waitress' and that you'll be here all week. ;)
How much are you paying us for the jokes we're providing you?
How much are you paying us for the jokes we're providing you?
He'll be paying with sample bottles of "sonic tonic", then hopefully you'll want more.
Umm, I was thinking I'd pay you guys half of what I'll be making.
Connect the systems ground to the ice maker of your fridge for cooler sound. make sure to put some salsa on the top shelf for sharper treble
$hit, then we'd owe you money....
LOL, hahaha... Okay now seriously, back to that tonic spray stuff. My girlfriend and I ran out of lube and I'm wondering if she'll be more vocal if I just spray Mr. Johnson down with that stuff before we get down next time.
Damn, they'll let you post anything if it's your own thread, huh? Half of my compliments on peoples virtual systems don't get through, but post a thread and it's open game :-)