More crazy audio tweaks?

Maybe you're not an ideal candidate for his products.

That's an awful lot of trouble for just tongue in cheek. 

Smart man. 

"Technology
We don't have a white paper or proof that our products work, because this is something that is obvious after you listen to them. Most of our customers already have a long background in trying cables and tweaks from other manufacturers before finally settling for our products. For those who want to know how they are built, continue reading."

No worries, czarivey. Just another copy cat. What can you do? 

These pretzels are making me THIRSTY.

The Crystal Volcano melts in your mouth not in your hands. Well, actually it melts your mouth and your hands.