Mark Levinson No. 326S preamp "for sale"

I'm only a uneducated ex-Chicago street punk that grew up in the schoolyard playing ball and drinking beer... and really impressed with the person selling the Mark Levinson No. 326S preamp.
Zoot45, After my original post I saw all the overly verbose text on the seller's ad. Now I get what you're saying! That would make any potential buyer run.
Oh boy, that's not what I expected at all Zoot45. I wanted to laugh, cry and puke all at the same time. You can't make that stuff up. There's no way. Is that available on Kindle?