Lifters ForGetting Cables Off The Floor, Worth It Or Snake Oil

@gbmcleod 
Like others here have stated, thank you for your last few posts. It's so refreshing and uplifting to know your history and endeavors and that everything matters, despite the naysayers harangues. 
(They seemed to have developed into a new breed of trolls.) 👹

All the best,
Nonoise

Hercules, yes. While out for my morning walk, he was the first thing to come to mind. Just notch out a space for the cable at the top of the world and you’re set.

Or, if classical music is your thing, busts of Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, etc. can hold those cables high with their period coifed hair.

Heck, you can even use garden gnomes.

All the best,
Nonoise

If your family is into collectable figurines, just borrow some and put them to good use. You can always rationalize it by saying they're serving a higher purpose and that it saves money.

All the best,
Nonoise

geoffkait,
He was but his post was removed. 
🙃
Twillight Zone indeed.

Paul_graham,
Now that's as reasonable an explanation as any. As long as the cost is sane, who's to say how one dresses up their acoustic achievement? 

You can look at it like window tinting on a car or a nice leather case for your camera. Both aren't needed but it's totally up to the individual.

Finishing touches are a reward unto themselves.

All the best,
Nonoise

Ouch. 👨🏼‍⚕️