I quit eating ice cream because none was custom built for my taste buds.
You're using the wrong analogy. The audiophile community is quite big. There is no similarly large community of ice cream eating enthusiasts that is as fastidious about the flavor of their ice cream as audiophiles are about sound.
You are either not a real audiophile or you are in denial. If you dont care about sound quality, what makes you an audiophile?
You may be duped into buying a speaker because its designer says its perfectly flat. This is a myth. What you need is a speaker that is tuned to your ears not a flat response.
If you disagree, you need to state your reasons and stop being sarcastic.