If someone looked through you music (records, CDs, etc.) what would surprise them?

Well fuzz, I can see why you would say that. 

Rather than any type of kiss, it is an acknowledgement of the obvious.  

I can also see why most politicians say what they say. 

Wait, I thought cat hair on a special pressing LPs just gave them  more.....ah, you know, texture? 
The last cat I had would sit for very long periods of time trying to "catch" the cursor on my computer monitor...sometimes on the front of the screen and sometimes on the back...  more than once I lost a mouthful of coffee onto the screen from laughing.