Not even close but thanks for playing...my money was on MC but he's probably just holding back.
I didn't know the band was called Jethro Tull. All my first pressings say Ian Anderson. Does that make them worth more?
Certainly not drunk or stoned. I wish. Those are the days We Used To Know while staying at the Hotel California. Have those no-talent clowns sent Ian his royalties yet?
An April Fools joke would be too obvious as they always are. Right up there with New Years' Resolutions on the terminal boredom scale.
The deadline and decision are real. Took a slight liberty with the legendary Mr. Fried's first name. Then again, Bud or Max, Max or Bud, it's certainly close enough for Biden government work.
I didn't know the band was called Jethro Tull. All my first pressings say Ian Anderson. Does that make them worth more?
Certainly not drunk or stoned. I wish. Those are the days We Used To Know while staying at the Hotel California. Have those no-talent clowns sent Ian his royalties yet?
An April Fools joke would be too obvious as they always are. Right up there with New Years' Resolutions on the terminal boredom scale.
The deadline and decision are real. Took a slight liberty with the legendary Mr. Fried's first name. Then again, Bud or Max, Max or Bud, it's certainly close enough for Biden government work.