OK, but just don't Cryo the dog.
This is hilarious. Hey, you might try giving your dog a Bud Lite before the cleaning. I bet the alcohol will put some sparkel in the highs.
You must be from Dallas or Austin, in Houston or San Antonio they would never use such a "Wus" procedure. All records are hung on a bent hanger off a tree below waist level and cleaned on both sides the "old Fashioned" way.
We sometime even let them dry before we play them.
I figured as much ........ What happened to the Armadillo Piss ?????
Scary stuff...thats why you don't mess with Texas!
I've never seen a live Armadillo, just dead ones, but that idea reeks of Jean-yus!!!
LMAO. I nearly splitted my side laughing.
This was a post about 2 months ago by Grimace. You Texans are always coming in second to Pittsburgh...Also, with our "high quality" iron city beer it doesn't matter who licks or p____es on the vinyl, we have the lowest quality p__s water around!
No, no man. You're using the wrong part of the cat: http://cgim.audiogon.com/i/vs/i/f/1232026599.jpg
Y'all must come from one of the poorer suburbs. In the oil patch we never clean our records, when we want to play one we just open another factory sealed record and play it - once.
Why not use the washing machine on the front porch?
> Why not use the washing machine on the front porch?
That stays busy washing the smell off of the Yankees streaming into town.
Who said anything about Yankees? We hate them in Pittsburgh too! Man are you Texans mixed up. The Yankees are in New York-they don't clean records either, just steal them from others.
You Pittsburgh-ers don't know squat! A "Yankee" by defintiion in Texas is anyone who lives north of Dallas (sorry but yes that includes Atlanta, Nashville and Chattanooga, but we give Birmingham a break), west of El Paso or in Florida from October to April.
In Pittsburgh we actually hate Dallas more than we hate Cleveland (that's just in good fun). How many rings do you guys have now?
Grimace, you win, my friend...ya'll in Pittsburgh 'd be way ahead of us folks down here when it come to record cleanin' technology. Y'all've clearly harnessed the power of wild critters more'n anybody I did ever seen.
Dont know about yalls cleaning ding but was able to come up wit some fine vinyl in Texass last week. For Ever Young Recotds and dang da darn dings looked like da wer cleanded alredy tooo shaa.
Thanks for the good humor its needed in these days and times we need more of dat.
> This is hilarious. Hey, you might try giving your dog a
> Bud Lite before the cleaning. I bet the alcohol will
> put some sparkel in the highs.
what alcohol ?
God bless Texas and the bow legged cowboys.Yeehaa