Tenniswino, you are a sick puppy, but I do feel some slight pangs of admiration.
HiFi dealers & audiophile wife problems
We sold certain brand of black spkrs to a customer about a year ago. He wanted rosewood, but he bought black. Why? Because he figured he could swap the new spkrs with his old (about the same size) while his wife was out and figured she wouldn't notice. Did it work? Yes.