Help my speakers are farting,,,,

Magnepanmike, Thanx as your "Ask your girl friend to fart above 200 hz" post brought tears to my eyes from laughter!

Have you ever noticed that women state that they don't pass gas? Maybe she's just blaming your speakers? First have her lay off the Taco's. Try to slip her a Beno, & see if it's the speakers, or not? Secondly, pick up the DVD "Harold & Kumar go to White Castle" as it has a odd special featurette all about farting sound effects! One crazy ass ten-minute feature on, “The Art of Fart.” If this doesn't work call in one young, & one old priest? Good Luck! ;0)~

Your Girlfriend isn't by some chance Britney Smears? Was she listening to her "Oops I Farted Again" song from her cd album "Another Stinker", on your system? ;0)~

If not CLICK on Britney Smears Music Video "LINK" Below.......

P.S. Gunbei, Forget the RFI, BEWARE of the SBD!

http://www.farts.com/discussions/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=11;t=000009

Slappy, In the Philadelphia area there's a Meteorologist named Cecily, who is on Action News. Her First Husband, & Her used to play a Bedtime Game called the "Dutch Oven Game". In a Radio interview she mentioned all the rules. One would go under the covers to see if it was possible to guess what the other ate that day? I guess one night there was something overly foul, as they filled for a divorce! Your "First Date Fart Hold", reminded me of it, & as a single again dating guy, here's a new game to amaze chicks with your hidden talent? ;0)~

Mader315, IT WORKED, It Really Works, I got the Mono-Blocks!

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