Help me solve static electricity problem

Isn't static at very high voltage?
Would a cap simply look like a resistor to a very high voltage...even if the current were essentially zero?

We had static problems at work and a bigtime solution in the form of HV electrodes protruding into the airflow...it was a top to bottom 'laminar' flow ROOM.
We also had a little gun....called a 'ZeroStat' which was effective in the reduction static charge on say....Teflon Cassettes, used to hold silicon wafers. The static would attract dust like a mad dog.

http://www.2spi.com/catalog/photo/zerostat.shtml

I understand that YOU (not you personally) are the 'static' problem.

Just ZAP yourself! Wear a anti stat wrist band and ground it to the gear in question.

Get a humidifier? I remember when I was a kid in Chicago....In the driest part of winter...you could draw an arc. and hear it across the room.