Hearing loss benefits...

Hi I've recently found a super nice way that REALLY works to drive telemarketers away for good. 
"Honey, I'm getting old and can't hear that damn thing ye'talkin'boutit -- TEXT ONLY PLEASE while I can still see OK?"


Here's another,

"Sorry, can't talk right now, we're trying to clean up the blood.

Just in case, be ready for a call from your local police.

Yep when police comes and everything's clean, say "Happy April Fools!"
seinfeild "give me your home number and i will call you later tonight when im free to talk "