oregonpapa:
" I've heard from multiple reliable sources that virgin wool comes from sheep that can run faster than wolf_garcia."
Comedy gold! Well done, oregonpapa!
I've also heard reports that wolf's flock of acoustically beneficial sheep has been mysteriously growing over the years. Trusted eye witnesses are claiming many of these younger sheep(?) have opposable thumbs, walk upright and call wolf "Daddy". .. hmm.