Noromance, My response to your OP was equally tongue in cheek. I can't resist a good one-liner. Big Rodney Dangerfield fan.
Crosley should be arrested for selling junk
Just got a handful of records from a woman that sound incredible except they are destroyed by a junk Crosley her family bought her. (Inc. Decca Sammy Davis Jr. Porgy and Bess, Capitol Frank Sinatra etc.)