Come Back Geoff Kait!


Has anyone heard from Geoff? 

I miss his humour and acerbic wit. 
soma70

Showing 19 responses by asvjerry

buellrider97, which sort of Buell?  Mho, the nicest thing that could happen to an HD engine...;)
Old (age & time known) running bud of mine had one of their nice frames, more cafe' racer than crusier.  Got stole from his driveway, found later laid down with a punk stuck under it (still alive, so he got his from the PD).

He'd tried to 'camo' it and wrench off some parts for disguise.  Broke my buds' heart disassembling it to clean it up, gave up, and bought a Beemer in his grief...
Last I knew, the parts are still boxed up in his garage....
A friend in common who details bikes would've (and likely, still) made it 10/10 again, but....it sits....:(
One of a run of 500...but I guess that's commonplace for Buell...
Hey, I’m good for taking and giving a break....

*places Post-It:
"Coming Soon!
The AG/GK Commemorative Black Hole all have been expecting!
 (Explict instructions were left...)*

Ciao, J
*g* Mostly the latter, actually...shuffling through the flakes of dried thin skin that piles up 'round here....
As for the 'AA' hallucination of yours....go there often?

...speaking of razors...
I want to thank The Moderators for the removal of my post.

Obviously the shock collar that's on my neck has been 'hacked'.

Darn if I know who (or what) was reprehensible for this outrage of decent society.

If I'm able to determine whodunnit, it will be dealt with.

(Oh, BTW....re lines 2 through 4....If I'm threatening myself, does that count?  Just checking....)

(....while I may/may not have your inattention...does 'implied profanity' fall into the same 'nonoNo'?  Would a 'synth' word bring the same hammer down?  I've been silly me enough to think that the forum is populated by a mostly over-21 crowd....who, in the daily drives have likely subjected their dashboard to epithets that would melt the vinyl....

...oh, my grievious error....the .001% that can't cope with anything over

daisy....
...makes one (or more) want to send out the robot dogs on a search helix.

On the one hand, he 'hit' on a lottery and is having too much fun.

In the other, same scenario gave him an attack and he's parted our midst with a smile on his face.

Either would be acceptable...not knowing wtf is.....a concern, of us, his 'fans'.  I suspect he'd find that of some comfort.

MIA.....🤞
Anybody live near D.C.?
Nice little duplex...
Not up for sale...

Leave a note in the mailbox and see what occurs.

A bit 'forward', perhaps, but curiousity only killed the cat...to our knowledge....maybe the Russians 'powdered' him as well...

What did or who did he know?  Fuzzy secrets to behold....

Channel your inner J. Bond....get shaken AND stirred....;)
@teo_audio, well said...esp.:

"If this seems crazy, remember that no one here can explain what reality, or an atom is, or what gravity is, or what time is."

'It' is what you perceive 'It' to be.....or not.  Each has their own interpretation/impression, and each is similar but still unique.

SOTA is, and always will be, just out of reach...
It's the individual pursuit of it that 'moves' most.
For some, that's the point.
For others, reaching their own 'high water mark' is enough.

As for GK, as long as 'the mystery' has been essentially solved...

Next. ;)
(tooblue forgot to click his heels....)

"Ions & Tripaths’ & Krells’...Oh, Why?!" *The hooded ensemble begins to chant....*

*The Head KT90 Tuber steps forth, brandishing what first looked a whip. Thrown on the slab of polished shungite, a Avanti Allegro IC is the evenings’ sacrifice....the throng chanting rises to a frenzy as the cable is slit, gold RCA to RCA.....the druming stops*
tooblue....As usual, warlockcraft and weird science (the cable slicing..) does entrail, I mean, Entail 'results' that not everybody appreciates...🤦‍♂️

GK hisself is likely ticked at me for interrupting his hiatus....😒
Perhaps...*sigh*  No....I need to drive, step off curbs, use sharp implements....that 'existence' stuff....

Oh, well....Accept nasty, grimacing Fate, with it's slavering jowls.
Just don't open packages with no return address... ;) 😷
...think of me as a better-looking 'altGK', exposed to alien radiations...

*getting ready to duck...*L*
glupson, I gather GK lives too close to DC to remain unaffected by the 'negative energy' emanations...I fear I'd be tempted to be put some of my 'bad vibes' into play...(...you don't need my bad dreams, no...)...but it's best that I live where I do:  Far Enough Away.😒

Thank you, Friend carpathian *S*  And, Yes, my meds are not only up to date, but SOTA as well....including the Watchman in my shoulder...💖

....it's the 'enhancements' that allow for my magnetic poisson-ality....it messes with my ATM cards periodically as well....*shrug* 

As was said, "The drugs that Mother gives you don't Do anything at all..."
...except keep me alive, perhaps much to somes' chagrin...or grins...;)

I attempt the latter...invoke the first as well, but everything is hit or miss to some degree....🤞

Beside myself, I really don't know how to write...type differently...🤨


Carpathain, as long as I don't leave you cursing "...wtf did he Mean by That?!" *L*  You'll know when my hinges fail....;)  Not quite yet...*G*

Meth....hmmm....meth od...method....understood....I had a fancy 'bout speed and internasals...put the brakes on, and set the parking brake.
Resorted to too strong coffee instead.... No, no Red Bull BS...

The caffeine is from urea....a component of fertilizer.  Look it up.
Stop drinking sh*t, really..... 

BTW...I can Xlate myself, but fear the result might prove to be worse.

(This forum is actually being kinda fun, get everyone tradin' jibes 'n asides...The Forum About Nuthin', shades of Seinfeld....'Philes Phoolin' About'...;)...)

Keep your Babel fish amused...when pissed, they eat towards the center.  You can spot the symptoms; flapping mouth syndrome, much adverbs about nothing....😏

I'm a journeyman on a serious quest to solve a guess.

GK missing all the fun...assuming he'd find this fun....;)


...btw....That *pointing Up* is Normal.

No adult-terants....nothing swallowed, inhaled, inserted anywhere or how....

I have to recognise a keyboard when I'm at one. ;)
iso, one can never tell where a tale may trail...or something like that...

I'm a reluctant river baptism type....the sudden urge to be held down until the bubbles 'n struggles Stop...

One either has Faith Fulfilled, or Flushed Fear. *!*

The first is rare, the second has become the Daily Dread....

...which would have been a terrific band name after Further got parked....just sayin'....

Just think (it's ok, I know..thought without pain is difficult of late, what with the constant *trumptrumptrump* of the daily drivel...)....

Sugar Magnolia > Sucrose Maple
Truckin' > Sluffin' ("...got to shed this skin...sunburnt, nuthin' appease a min...woe woe babe sunsleepin' a sin....")

...set includes an interminably long 'jam', done EDM-style on a Pioneer mix decks....

The '60's were fun....what I remember, anyway....*dazed G*

The STD's sucked, after getting some....;)
WANTED: Dead or Alive; the former Grate-full, the second stuffed with mirthful malice towards the last 60 years.  Will need access to an astounding amount of Money, or credit capable of sending DJT into a whimpering state of jaudiced jealousy.

The Plan: A 'proper send-up' of the time frame mentioned.
Will combine 'Fear & Loathing in LV', 'The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy', 'Harold & Kumar (do whatever they did)', 'Candy' (remember Ringo Starr saying "This no good...", or "It's DADDY!"), and other mind-bending and just straight-up Bent parodies of life in the Unitdefiled Snakes.

The Goal:
-Viewers exiting wondering wtf just happened
-or-
-They'll know what they want, but they don't know 'what' is 'what'
-or-
-"Well, Trish, that just shows to go ya' why Everything is so hopelessly f..." and the delayed sugar 'rush' hits, just as the car is put into DRIVE.

"....and the Academy Award for...well, we really don't have a category for whatever that was, and no one wants to take responsibilty for what happened afterwards.  So, we're just going to put this down here....*edge of stage, where it still sits, to this day...*

(Soon to be featured on Go Fund Me....)
....I Could make an oblique 'crack' about simplistic theories in regards to potently complex conundrums...

*oops*
Does implication equal the intent?

Can oblique missives be considered as threats, or character assasinations, even in jest or parody?

Is 'dark humour' evil, even if obvious?

Ranting @ the wind....