Cleaning lady and vacuum

Clearly the answer is to replace the cleaning staff with unemployed audio salon employees who desperately need jobs.

I get it...my butler sometimes puts my cufflinks back in the wrong order after polishing them...insane. The housekeeper has been told dozens of times to gather the staff together and train them to work around the hifi, and I caught one upstairs maid dusting while wearing a wrinkled uniform! I nearly dropped my Pimms Cup...

Makes me want to throw my drink across the lawn.

I have a thing about tweeters being covered with mesh...my current main speakers have aluminum/mangesium tweets with strong metal screens that no cleaning lady, child, or errant thrown object can bother...when I look at many expensive Majicos or whatever I think about some bonehead poking the tweeter and it scares me...I'm frightened...