News Flash: The RIAA has developed and secretly deployed new Satellite Technology capable of emitting low level radiation that effectively wipes out all CD-R's - when asked about this the RIAA said that recent laws passed by Congress allow the RIAA to take "whatever steps necessary" to protect copyrighted material. When pressed about the long term effects of the radiation and the recent reports of chickens being born with four legs - the RIAA commented "Not only has the RIAA effectively delt with copy protection, but we have also doubled the productivity of poultry farmers everywhere."
In a related story - http://digitalmass.boston.com/news/2002/05/20/copy_proof_cds.html
In a related story - http://digitalmass.boston.com/news/2002/05/20/copy_proof_cds.html