Best Engineered Album, - Diana Krall ?????

BIGGEST SELLOUT POSSIBLE--DIANA KRALL!!!!!!!!!!

This would be the only category in which I would award first place to Diana Krall. Other winners include:

MOST OVERRATED MANUFACTURER--Bose
MOST OBNOXIOUS PERSONA--Matthew Polk (over Noel Lee)
WORST QUALITY CONTROL--Adcom
WORST MARKETING STRATEGY--Stereophile
LOWEST WIFE ACCEPTANCE FACTOR--Avantgarde Trio
HIGHEST DEALER MARKUP--Jerry Raskin (Needle Doctor)

And...THE "WHO WE MISS MOST" AWARD--Audio Alchemy