Barbie's Very Real, High End Speaker Problem...

A split second ago,
In a galaxy so, so near...
Yet so far away...

Schrodinger’s Barbie simultaneously,
Occupies multiple high end speaker boxes...
On a mission to rid the world of them...
Alive or Dead...

To save herself from perpetual entanglement she is assigned with creating the same thread every day.

To help collapse her probabilities to one, forum members are tasked with solving this Quantum Game,

By writing Aphoristic Maxims expressed as Relevant Thread Titles...

*** The Funnier the Thread Title,

...the higher the probability that Barbie wakes up hearing the music in her speaker box
...though not the box of her choice...
...but the one you want her in...