They taught me this prayer in The Complete Guide High End Audio Bible School:
Great audiophile who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name
Thy Tekton come, on Podiums done, his listening room be heaven.
Give us this day our daily thread, and forgive us our double-posts, as we forgive those who troll upon us.
And lead us not into Mark Levinson, but deliver us from Schiit.
For thine is the MTM Array, and the power cord, and the cable, forever and ever.
Amen