Aopen AX4B-533Tube Motherboard monoblock?

This has gotta be a joke, but I'm too busy trying not to
piss myself to get into the details of it all...

check it out - click on the mobo pic for a big closeup!
Saw the same thing on slashdot, now only if I could get rid of my dual p3 w/santa cruz sound card. Would seem like a nice board paired with some swans or klipsch pro-media

I think they're VERY serious:

I would like to have one with an AMD chip...