Absolutely Amazing RIP OFF OFFER

Hi JD,
Did the power cord search came up with your Electraglide Fat Boy for a measly $715!!!!
An Absolute bargain!!!!!
Absolutely Not a rip off!!!!!
Must have Absolutely worked miracles, otherwise you wouldn't be selling it, Absolutely not!!!!

If interested, for mere thousand, I'll forward you the secret sites for acquiring clear tubing and mesh, fill it up with some Fatty snake oil from my other secret site (requires another $500) and you have one FAT CABLE to sell for ...... let's say a grand or two.... After all, FATTER is Absolutely better!!!

I'm impressed JD, $3000 for $20 worth of Tannehill solid core rollmax, you're nobody's fool!!!!

Check it out Tannehill's also in Minnesota.

Actually Chstob, buddy what I meant to say was Absolutely this, but you took the words right out of mouth......
Hi, I'm 37 and retired commodities broker. In fact I'm writing you via satellite from my yacht anchored in the mediterranean. I paid only $3000 for my system, but it sounds like $300,000. That's right! That is not a typo! I'll bet your wondering how that's possible. Just how is it that I can get a $3K system to sound like a $300K system? Its all thanks to the Absolutely Amazing Absolute Powercord!!!! Ahhh, your next question, how much does the AbAmAbPC cost? Would you believe it if I told you $500? How about $200? This little gem costs only $39.99 on this website!!!! With the AbAMAbPC there is no need to spend more! Remember. AbAmAbPC.
Thanks,
Absolutely amazing.
Chstob

You're so great Chris, 64 active and current threads, and everyone helpful and funny. I wonder how you find the time, with your Absolute high life aboard the yacht. What was it, 150 or 180 footer?

Wish I had things to sell, then I could be sailing the seas with you bud. Got any good yachting stories?

Is that Chris or Christopher?

PS. No power cord stories please!