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You know you're an audiophile if--
You just got a pair of speakers you can barely move yourself (inverse proportionality with age probably too)
The first house you bought cost less than your current stereo investment (ditto)
You have boxes of cables with which you don't know what to do
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... you know the price of all the equipment and the value of ...
The sound of the perfect note almost brings a tear to your e ...
If it's the dead of winter and you turn off your heater beca ...
Your neighbors think dire straits actually rehearses in your ...
It's the dead of winter and you turn off your heater because ...
You think the word 'coax' has two syllables.
Your mother-in-law volunteers at the local thrift store, and ...
Stopped at the thrift store today. picked up eleven like ne ...
You buy an album and clean, then play, the sides in numerica ...
Your are at a hot strip club with the boys and they are drun ...
Shadorne: keep these responses. they are worth gold to the ...
You use an anti-static toothbrush with sorbothane pads
Your wife is 2 feet taller than you (ensures correct tweeter ...
The turn indicator arm on your car has a anti-skating counte ...
And you indicate right at the beginning and indicate left at ...
You've had over 100 speaker systems over the past 35 years ( ...
You steal you wifes cutting boards and micro fibre brushes t ...
You steal your friends wifes cutting boards and micro fibre ...
When house hunting, the highest priority is checking out every room for its suitability to accomodate your audio system. Sure your family matters too, but...
You simply cannot relax in your music room without being tor ...
Rather than have expensive dental surgery, you just have you ...
and collectively the room full of toothless audiogoners res ...
Hey, i figure i'll, probably, lose all my teeth, one day, an ...
When you have finally assembled a 450 slc in your living roo ...
Well said jim i would love to hear your system if i'm ever ...
Oh my god reading this stuff had me in tears..i got so many ...
That's funny; i pay $50 montlhly for a storage unit just for ...
If you know what audiophile means.
You color the edges of your toilet paper with a green marker ...
Bravo shadorne!!! you win!!!!
You can relate to over 90% of these posts
You enjoy totaling up the "full retail" cost of yo ...
You freak out if you can't think of anything to upgrade.
...even joachim phoenix thinks you're nuts.
You can't get off a merry-go-round.
You plan your vacations with special stops to audio stores a ...
You upgrade interconnects, and find yourself checking the au ...
Paid $50 for a fuse.
-- your system has reaches a place where you can stop tweaki ...
...when a $1500 amp is cheap but a $50 oil change is expens ...
$50 for oil!!! that's a quad of bdr #3 cones!!!!
You really open up to your psychologist by telling him all y ...
Spending way too much money on gear is one thing but, turnin ...
Makes sense to me.
You have a weekend car in your garage that you can no longer ...
When you are reading this post instead of working-isn't the ...
You've shunned your family and friends by moving your listen ...
You only have one chair in your listening room (oh... if yo ...
You have a nice couch that seats three people for listening ...
You dedicatedly read every last one of these responses, and ...
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